Flobberkite. Firehippo. Facebook.

Snagglepuss. Shakaram. Krakabang. You cannot judge me on what I post in FaceBook.

Just because.

And because I’m a totally different person there. In there, I share creepypasta that I have already read in /x/ 2 years ago. I post photo of me taken on my cousin’s wedding way back 2005. I am a pop-art lover. I am a nice, sweetie boy who ultra likes at every post on my timeline. I share magic trick videos of a guy conjuring reptiles on his hand. I’m a polite, guy-next-door/website that few people love to hate.

IN THERE, I AM A 64-COLORED UNICORN slash CENTAUR.

If you want to see what my shat is made of, then go stalk my Pinterest account where I pin cuddly, adorkable animals on one board and Men’s fashion on another. Or visit my Google+ where my narcissistic persona made a trap circle confining my vanity spirit and self-absorbed id. And yes, you are welcome to go to my Twitter account where I harass employees of a Telecom Company.

BECAUSE IN OTHER PLACES, I AM A SUGARLESS GUMMY BEAR THAT WILL COLON CLEANSE YOU IN THE MOST DAZZLING WAY.