King of 2:53 a.m.

Reminders:

Read and keep the enclosed instructions on how to create yourself for your once-in-a-lifetime-life account on earth.

Do not accept the soul, defined as product, if the username and password boxes have been scratched, damaged, or tampered with.

Your username and password are case sensitive.  Type exactly as these appear on the product.

Keep your username and password secure at all times.

The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your pre-paid life.

Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced.  Payment for the card is non-refundable.

This life is valid for use in earth only.

Visit the seemingly endless expanse of the universe beyond for information on the terms and conditions governing the use of life.

Caution: Life expires after the contract-signed from first use, or on the deathdate whichever comes first.


**I saw a prepaid internet card and replaced some of the words.

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83 thoughts on “King of 2:53 a.m.

  1. now this is cool. imagine life can be reduced to the terms of a pre-paid service LOL but i think you are right about there ax. it expires and no reloads available so why not have a blast right?

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  2. “The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your pre-paid life.”

    agree.. 😀 hehe..wala na talagang ibang masisi kung ano man ang mangyari sa ating buhay..God gave us the chance;we make the choices..

    galing ah..

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  3. There’s always a choice….

    I dont think may pre-paid life… Mahirap ‘yan…. Hindi ‘yan tulad ng Sundo Movie na kailangan mong magsakripisyo ng buhay para makaligtas…

    Toinkz! Ang layo ko na sa topic… Hehe 🙂

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  4. Nakakatuwa naman ang post na ito. But it is true, life is prepaid and has its expiry date.

    However, it is different from all prepaid services we have here on earth. Because we have to face the consequences of how we use the prepaid life. I think, it is also postpaid in the sense that the “Soul” has to pay for what the “body” has done on earth.

    “Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced. Payment for the card is non-refundable.”

    Ito pa ang nakakatuwa sa linyang iyan, the truth is, we actually did not purchase life. It has just been given as a GIFT and was purchased by the BLOOD of Christ.

    Ohha? Naglalim laliman lang kunwari ako, hahahaha. Pero sana i made sense. hehehe.

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  5. Wow! Ang ganda naman nito Ax. Kakabilib ah. Ganito na ba talaga umaandar ang utak mo kapag 2:53AM? Hihi..

    Life indeed is pre-paid and we alone are responsible for taking care of it. Pinakagusto ko yung “whichever comes first.” Kakatuwa.

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  6. hmmm….very comprehensive at saka pinag-iisipan talaga ang entry ngayon…..ang galing ng pagkagawa…malalim pero pregnant with truths….or rather Truth…
    salamat ax….kudos sa talino at galing mo…

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  7. siguro mababaw akong tao dahil medyo nahirapan akong intindihin siya, or rather iapply sa aking life. anlalim naman kasi. hehehe… pero nice, very creative ang iyong play with the words taken from the pre-paid card. in fairness, di ko talaga naisip yun until you made the connection.

    nice one. =)

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  8. sana the customer service of our prepaid life is not comparable with business establishments…

    because, i’ll cry talaga

    wahhhhhhhhhhhh

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      1. sa tingin ko, iba-iba rin araw-araw.

        kasi sinend naman sa email yun di ba?

        pero, ay, nattrace mo pla ang IP address…

        Sana hindi ka masyado magaling sa logic. Alam ko wala ka nun…

        🙂

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  9. i like the idea of

    The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your “pre-paid life.”

    napag isip tuloy ako nun… prepaid nga lang pala ang buhay natin. at nasa sa atin kung pano natin gagamitin ng tama o wasto.. and we can only use it here on earth..

    nice post ax.

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  10. nice one.. 😀

    ang galing.. hahaha

    hindi lang nakontento sa ingles..
    tinagalog pa.. 😀

    padaan po..
    walang magawa sa madaling araw eh!

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    1. awts, madaling araw ka pala dyan! sige lang, daan daan lang. ako di masyado nakakadalaw sa iba! hehe.

      idalaw mo naman ako oh! i comment mo na rin ako! yay.

      salamat nikko!

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      1. sige po ba…
        hahahah… 😉

        kapag night shift, blog ang pinagkakaabalahan ko…
        parang nagsawa na ako sa feysbuk haha.. 😉

        sa blog, hindi pa ako sawa..

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  11. napaisip tuloy ako bigla sa line na toh…

    “Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced. Payment for the card is non-refundable.”

    once we made a choice or decision whether good or bad dapat handa tayo sa maaaring consequence na idulot nito…

    nice post ax… 🙂 sa tingin ko tama naging decision ko…hehe

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  12. kinopy paste ko pa yan ha para mabasa lang, lakas mo sakin eh…

    isa pa lam mo ba ang sarap sarap mabuhay… ang sarap sarap… Salamat sa Diyos binigyan nya ako ng pagkakataong mabuhay sa mundo.

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        1. yan si arsean magkasama kami sa hotel noong collage kame, may laban sa baguio, sya nagrereview ako nanonood ng TV, kasama si jorge nagpipicture kameng dalawa sya nagbabasa lang, ayon si arnie naging top 9, si jorge nagulat ako, nag top 1 sa auditing, samantalang ako wala… (feeling ko talaga nadaya nyo ko dun e)

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